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Road Work Ahead? No it doesn’t!
I’ve had 2 and a half road work projects pop up in my way this year, and all in this half of…
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It’s Pumpkin Spice Time!
Pumpkin Spice season is here! Now you can get merch for it along with your drink of choice. When it first became…
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My Empire Has Expanded!
I now have a Redbubble shop, stocked with several designs and more to come! Eventually even shirts will be sold there too,…
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I Never Finish Anythin
Is this a reference to the fact that I didn’t make any new designs in 2024? I plead the fifth. I make…
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The Off-White Elephant has expanded!
These designs (and future ones) are able to be bought as a 20-ounce tumbler now! Any suggestions, complaints, compliments, or comments? Send…
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There’s A Madness To My Method
I first heard a variation of this a very long time ago, long enough that I’m not sure where it came from…
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The Moon is Made of Cheese, Everyone Knows That!
I grew up on Wallace and Gromit VHSs, those were some good times! In the particular one I based this design on,…
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Expect the Unexpected? No! *Be* the Unexpected!
Something about the saying “Expect the Unexpected” always seemed off to me. Even though the meaning is well known, doesn’t expecting the…
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Cheese The Day
When I saw “Cheese The Day” on a sign on my way home from work, I knew I wanted that on a…
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Cheesy Valentine 2
New design’s looking Gouda, eh? I thought it needed another cheese pun or two. And for all of y’all that like variety,…
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Crops
It’s a crop top
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Keep a Positive(ly Sarcastic) Attitude!
The idea for this one came from a conversation at work, where someone claimed I always have a positive attitude. I responded…
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Spring Is Coming…
Spring is coming. Whether you want it to, even if you’re allergic to everything but winter (like I am), it will come….
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Happy Twosday!
This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, where all the 2s are in the same place at the same time! Grab a shirt or…
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Do you have a Valentine?
Yeah, I know, it’s another cheesy Valentine’s Day gift. 🙂 Impress your valentine with a commitment to a bad pun by this…
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Happy New Year!
Ready for 2022? Since late 2020, The Off-White Elephant has been producing new designs for shirts, hoodies, and I also made an…
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Ready for Christmas?
For the first time in Off-White Elephant history, I actually have a design planned, made, and sellable all ahead of time! When…
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When life Gives You Lemons
Ever had an idea you wished you could put on a T-Shirt? When something hits you and you know you want to…
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What’s Inside A Kiwi?
The latest in Off-White Elephant fashion. Did you know that kiwis are hairy because they’re actually kiwi eggs? Not really, but that…
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Gooood Mornin’ Y’all!
Do you work night shifts? Do you have a barely-functional sense of time? Do you just like to wear things that make…
