What’s Inside A Kiwi?

Ever had an idea you wished you could put on a T-Shirt? When something hits you and you know you want to display it for the world to see? That’s the story with this shirt. I saw some freshly-made Lemon Bars (You can find the recipe at whiskingupyum.com) and had the thought “Well, when life…

Something about the saying “Expect the Unexpected” always seemed off to me. Even though the meaning is well known, doesn’t expecting the unexpected make it then the expected? Continuing that only leads to loops of logic and paradoxes galore. If you want some advice that’s easier to follow and much more fun, why not this…

On a related note, a government agency is censoring me. The space one, four letter acronym name, and they absolutely hate people using their name in the descriptions of items being sold, unless you ask them for permission. You know, the one that faked the moon landing and all that. Amazon stopped me from publishing…

Spring is coming. Whether you want it to, even if you’re allergic to everything but winter (like I am), it will come. So celebrate it and with one of these new (Well, I made it last year but didn’t have any real advertising ability then) shirts or hoodies!

For the first time in Off-White Elephant history, I actually have a design planned, made, and sellable all ahead of time! When your presence is all the presents anyone needs, you know where to shop. Or if you like Christmas.

I grew up on Wallace and Gromit VHSs, those were some good times! In the particular one I based this design on, they built a rocket, landed on the moon, ate some of the moon with crackers, and fought an evil(?) gas stove. That last one has nothing to do with the shirt design, but…