What’s Inside A Kiwi?
The latest in Off-White Elephant fashion. Did you know that kiwis are hairy because they’re actually kiwi eggs? Not really, but that would make sense if it was true.
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There’s A Madness To My Method
I first heard a variation of this a very long time ago, long enough that I’m not sure where it came from anymore, but it’s stuck around in the back of my head for a while, and I knew I needed to make a shirt of it at some point. Ta-da! I did just that,…
When life Gives You Lemons
Ever had an idea you wished you could put on a T-Shirt? When something hits you and you know you want to display it for the world to see? That’s the story with this shirt. I saw some freshly-made Lemon Bars (You can find the recipe at whiskingupyum.com) and had the thought “Well, when life…
I Never Finish Anythin
Is this a reference to the fact that I didn’t make any new designs in 2024? I plead the fifth. I make almost all of my shirts with a target audience of myself, along with anyone else who shares my slightly off sense of humor. This one is no exception, might even be the best…
Happy Twosday!
This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, where all the 2s are in the same place at the same time! Grab a shirt or hoodie today!
Ready for Christmas?
For the first time in Off-White Elephant history, I actually have a design planned, made, and sellable all ahead of time! When your presence is all the presents anyone needs, you know where to shop. Or if you like Christmas.
Keep a Positive(ly Sarcastic) Attitude!
The idea for this one came from a conversation at work, where someone claimed I always have a positive attitude. I responded with “Yeah, a positively sarcastic one!” I knew I needed it on a shirt after that.
