What’s Inside A Kiwi?
The latest in Off-White Elephant fashion. Did you know that kiwis are hairy because they’re actually kiwi eggs? Not really, but that would make sense if it was true.
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Gooood Mornin’ Y’all!
Do you work night shifts? Do you have a barely-functional sense of time? Do you just like to wear things that make people scratch their heads in confusion? This design might be for you.* *I’m not a doctor, so I can’t officially recommend it.
Happy New Year!
Ready for 2022? Since late 2020, The Off-White Elephant has been producing new designs for shirts, hoodies, and I also made an attempt to get bags going (still working on that, not ready yet). It’s about time there was a branded set for my clothing line, like some big names. After all, I’m going to…
My Empire Has Expanded!
I now have a Redbubble shop, stocked with several designs and more to come! Eventually even shirts will be sold there too, so I can now sell in 2 storefronts instead of merely one. Full list of items now available in the music video ad I made! I had a lot of fun making this….
The Off-White Elephant has expanded!
These designs (and future ones) are able to be bought as a 20-ounce tumbler now! Any suggestions, complaints, compliments, or comments? Send them to theoffwhiteelephant@gmail.com.
Expect the Unexpected? No! *Be* the Unexpected!
Something about the saying “Expect the Unexpected” always seemed off to me. Even though the meaning is well known, doesn’t expecting the unexpected make it then the expected? Continuing that only leads to loops of logic and paradoxes galore. If you want some advice that’s easier to follow and much more fun, why not this…
Cheesy Valentine 2
New design’s looking Gouda, eh? I thought it needed another cheese pun or two. And for all of y’all that like variety, it comes in pink, and while I was at it I made the original (see below) come in pink too!
