What’s Inside A Kiwi?
The latest in Off-White Elephant fashion. Did you know that kiwis are hairy because they’re actually kiwi eggs? Not really, but that would make sense if it was true.
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Happy Twosday!
This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, where all the 2s are in the same place at the same time! Grab a shirt or hoodie today!
Gooood Mornin’ Y’all!
Do you work night shifts? Do you have a barely-functional sense of time? Do you just like to wear things that make people scratch their heads in confusion? This design might be for you.* *I’m not a doctor, so I can’t officially recommend it.
Expect the Unexpected? No! *Be* the Unexpected!
Something about the saying “Expect the Unexpected” always seemed off to me. Even though the meaning is well known, doesn’t expecting the unexpected make it then the expected? Continuing that only leads to loops of logic and paradoxes galore. If you want some advice that’s easier to follow and much more fun, why not this…
Cheese The Day
When I saw “Cheese The Day” on a sign on my way home from work, I knew I wanted that on a shirt, so I got out my pencil and paper and made this. This one, except for my copyright stamp, is all hand drawn then digitally scanned and colored.
The Moon is Made of Cheese, Everyone Knows That!
I grew up on Wallace and Gromit VHSs, those were some good times! In the particular one I based this design on, they built a rocket, landed on the moon, ate some of the moon with crackers, and fought an evil(?) gas stove. That last one has nothing to do with the shirt design, but…
The Off-White Elephant has expanded!
These designs (and future ones) are able to be bought as a 20-ounce tumbler now! Any suggestions, complaints, compliments, or comments? Send them to theoffwhiteelephant@gmail.com.
