Author: TheOffWhiteElephant

On a related note, a government agency is censoring me. The space one, four letter acronym name, and they absolutely hate people using their name in the descriptions of items being sold, unless you ask them for permission. You know, the one that faked the moon landing and all that. Amazon stopped me from publishing…

I’ve had 2 and a half road work projects pop up in my way this year, and all in this half of the year alone! It’s time to stop this nonsense! They keep calling this superfluous setback “road work” as if we can’t see it clearly doesn’t! This road, in fact, does not work at…

Pumpkin Spice season is here! Now you can get merch for it along with your drink of choice. When it first became available I went off to my favorite bookstore cafe and got what the barista recommended, a pumpkin spice chai drink, and it was awesome. I should go get another one. Overpriced, definitely, but…

I now have a Redbubble shop, stocked with several designs and more to come! Eventually even shirts will be sold there too, so I can now sell in 2 storefronts instead of merely one. Full list of items now available in the music video ad I made! I had a lot of fun making this….

Is this a reference to the fact that I didn’t make any new designs in 2024? I plead the fifth. I make almost all of my shirts with a target audience of myself, along with anyone else who shares my slightly off sense of humor. This one is no exception, might even be the best…

These designs (and future ones) are able to be bought as a 20-ounce tumbler now! Any suggestions, complaints, compliments, or comments? Send them to theoffwhiteelephant@gmail.com.

I first heard a variation of this a very long time ago, long enough that I’m not sure where it came from anymore, but it’s stuck around in the back of my head for a while, and I knew I needed to make a shirt of it at some point. Ta-da! I did just that,…

I grew up on Wallace and Gromit VHSs, those were some good times! In the particular one I based this design on, they built a rocket, landed on the moon, ate some of the moon with crackers, and fought an evil(?) gas stove. That last one has nothing to do with the shirt design, but…

Something about the saying “Expect the Unexpected” always seemed off to me. Even though the meaning is well known, doesn’t expecting the unexpected make it then the expected? Continuing that only leads to loops of logic and paradoxes galore. If you want some advice that’s easier to follow and much more fun, why not this…

When I saw “Cheese The Day” on a sign on my way home from work, I knew I wanted that on a shirt, so I got out my pencil and paper and made this. This one, except for my copyright stamp, is all hand drawn then digitally scanned and colored.