It’s Pumpkin Spice Time!
Pumpkin Spice season is here! Now you can get merch for it along with your drink of choice. When it first became available I went off to my favorite bookstore cafe and got what the barista recommended, a pumpkin spice chai drink, and it was awesome. I should go get another one. Overpriced, definitely, but it’s still really tasty. Now, on to the actual meat of the matter at hand (sorry vegetarians, not even the pumpkin spice post is safe for you) there are so many new merch items on Redbubble and Amazon that instead of my usual method of adding buttons, as that would completely fill your screen, I’ll put the links in text. If you have any concerns on this style of links, whether I should keep doing it this way or not, please let me know, my contact info is below. I hope you enjoy as much as me!
Amazon Store Items
T-Shirt, Sweatshirt, Tri-Blend T-shirt (New item, seems to be currently unavailable but that’s an issue on Amazon’s side), Zip Hoodie, Pullover Hoodie, Tumbler, Throw Pillow, Tote bag.
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Redbubble Store Items
There are 50 items, so I’ll link the main ones here with a link to the full list below.
Classic T-Shirt, Premium T-Shirt, Sticker, Magnet, Phone Case (Galaxy, Apple also available), Art Board Print, Shower Curtain, Tote Bag, Coffee Mug, Hardcover Journal, Spiral-bound Journal, Apron, and many more variations below.
Link to the full product list (with very fancy thumbnail work)
If you don’t mind, would you consider taking the time to make an account on Redbubble (if you don’t already have one) and click like on the products you want to see more of? I’d like to see who likes my work and which products I should focus more or less attention on.
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Off-Topic Section
I’ve been listening to the Lord of the Rings lately, and it’s amazing how much difference the narrator of an audiobook can have on how much you like the story. I read it back in the day and thought it was pretty good, tried the audiobooks a year or so ago, and they were all right. But this year I tried the re-recorded version by Andy Serkis, who also plays Gollum in the movies, and he did a very good job with a full set of voices. I thought it was really well done and it brought something to mind that I had forgotten years ago, that they sell copies of the One Ring on Amazon for cheap. This also brings up the question, why did Sauron go through all that trouble just to lose to a few little hobbits, if he could just get one on Amazon with a lot less hassle? Now, they don’t give invisibility or any power, and that may be important, but still he could have completed his dramatic outfit with the rather stylish and comfortable ring that I found. (Yes, this is basically an ad because I really like how comfortable and shiny it is.) It’s made of titanium and as somebody with acidic skin strong enough to dissolve copper with enough time (I can offer my services as the weirdest penny cleaner you’ve ever seen), this is strong enough to handle even me and will be far more durable than soft metals like gold.
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