Ready for Christmas?
For the first time in Off-White Elephant history, I actually have a design planned, made, and sellable all ahead of time!
When your presence is all the presents anyone needs, you know where to shop. Or if you like Christmas.






For the first time in Off-White Elephant history, I actually have a design planned, made, and sellable all ahead of time!
When your presence is all the presents anyone needs, you know where to shop. Or if you like Christmas.
I first heard a variation of this a very long time ago, long enough that I’m not sure where it came from anymore, but it’s stuck around in the back of my head for a while, and I knew I needed to make a shirt of it at some point. Ta-da! I did just that,…
Spring is coming. Whether you want it to, even if you’re allergic to everything but winter (like I am), it will come. So celebrate it and with one of these new (Well, I made it last year but didn’t have any real advertising ability then) shirts or hoodies!
It’s a crop top
Pumpkin Spice season is here! Now you can get merch for it along with your drink of choice. When it first became available I went off to my favorite bookstore cafe and got what the barista recommended, a pumpkin spice chai drink, and it was awesome. I should go get another one. Overpriced, definitely, but…
I now have a Redbubble shop, stocked with several designs and more to come! Eventually even shirts will be sold there too, so I can now sell in 2 storefronts instead of merely one. Full list of items now available in the music video ad I made! I had a lot of fun making this….
I grew up on Wallace and Gromit VHSs, those were some good times! In the particular one I based this design on, they built a rocket, landed on the moon, ate some of the moon with crackers, and fought an evil(?) gas stove. That last one has nothing to do with the shirt design, but…
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