Ready for Christmas?
For the first time in Off-White Elephant history, I actually have a design planned, made, and sellable all ahead of time!
When your presence is all the presents anyone needs, you know where to shop. Or if you like Christmas.






For the first time in Off-White Elephant history, I actually have a design planned, made, and sellable all ahead of time!
When your presence is all the presents anyone needs, you know where to shop. Or if you like Christmas.
When I saw “Cheese The Day” on a sign on my way home from work, I knew I wanted that on a shirt, so I got out my pencil and paper and made this. This one, except for my copyright stamp, is all hand drawn then digitally scanned and colored.
Ready for 2022? Since late 2020, The Off-White Elephant has been producing new designs for shirts, hoodies, and I also made an attempt to get bags going (still working on that, not ready yet). It’s about time there was a branded set for my clothing line, like some big names. After all, I’m going to…
Spring is coming. Whether you want it to, even if you’re allergic to everything but winter (like I am), it will come. So celebrate it and with one of these new (Well, I made it last year but didn’t have any real advertising ability then) shirts or hoodies!
It’s a crop top
Something about the saying “Expect the Unexpected” always seemed off to me. Even though the meaning is well known, doesn’t expecting the unexpected make it then the expected? Continuing that only leads to loops of logic and paradoxes galore. If you want some advice that’s easier to follow and much more fun, why not this…
The latest in Off-White Elephant fashion. Did you know that kiwis are hairy because they’re actually kiwi eggs? Not really, but that would make sense if it was true.
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