Ready for Christmas?
For the first time in Off-White Elephant history, I actually have a design planned, made, and sellable all ahead of time!
When your presence is all the presents anyone needs, you know where to shop. Or if you like Christmas.
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When life Gives You Lemons
Ever had an idea you wished you could put on a T-Shirt? When something hits you and you know you want to display it for the world to see? That’s the story with this shirt. I saw some freshly-made Lemon Bars (You can find the recipe at whiskingupyum.com) and had the thought “Well, when life…
The Moon is Made of Cheese, Everyone Knows That!
I grew up on Wallace and Gromit VHSs, those were some good times! In the particular one I based this design on, they built a rocket, landed on the moon, ate some of the moon with crackers, and fought an evil(?) gas stove. That last one has nothing to do with the shirt design, but…
Cheesy Valentine 2
New design’s looking Gouda, eh? I thought it needed another cheese pun or two. And for all of y’all that like variety, it comes in pink, and while I was at it I made the original (see below) come in pink too!
It’s Pumpkin Spice Time!
Pumpkin Spice season is here! Now you can get merch for it along with your drink of choice. When it first became available I went off to my favorite bookstore cafe and got what the barista recommended, a pumpkin spice chai drink, and it was awesome. I should go get another one. Overpriced, definitely, but…
Happy Twosday!
This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, where all the 2s are in the same place at the same time! Grab a shirt or hoodie today!
I Never Finish Anythin
Is this a reference to the fact that I didn’t make any new designs in 2024? I plead the fifth. I make almost all of my shirts with a target audience of myself, along with anyone else who shares my slightly off sense of humor. This one is no exception, might even be the best…
