Do you have a Valentine?

Do you work night shifts? Do you have a barely-functional sense of time? Do you just like to wear things that make people scratch their heads in confusion? This design might be for you.* *I’m not a doctor, so I can’t officially recommend it.

Something about the saying “Expect the Unexpected” always seemed off to me. Even though the meaning is well known, doesn’t expecting the unexpected make it then the expected? Continuing that only leads to loops of logic and paradoxes galore. If you want some advice that’s easier to follow and much more fun, why not this…

The idea for this one came from a conversation at work, where someone claimed I always have a positive attitude. I responded with “Yeah, a positively sarcastic one!” I knew I needed it on a shirt after that.

I first heard a variation of this a very long time ago, long enough that I’m not sure where it came from anymore, but it’s stuck around in the back of my head for a while, and I knew I needed to make a shirt of it at some point. Ta-da! I did just that,…

On a related note, a government agency is censoring me. The space one, four letter acronym name, and they absolutely hate people using their name in the descriptions of items being sold, unless you ask them for permission. You know, the one that faked the moon landing and all that. Amazon stopped me from publishing…

I grew up on Wallace and Gromit VHSs, those were some good times! In the particular one I based this design on, they built a rocket, landed on the moon, ate some of the moon with crackers, and fought an evil(?) gas stove. That last one has nothing to do with the shirt design, but…