Do you have a Valentine?
Yeah, I know, it’s another cheesy Valentine’s Day gift. 🙂 Impress your valentine with a commitment to a bad pun by this shirt, or you could wear it yourself! Maybe you could each have one, the possibilities are endless!

Yeah, I know, it’s another cheesy Valentine’s Day gift. 🙂 Impress your valentine with a commitment to a bad pun by this shirt, or you could wear it yourself! Maybe you could each have one, the possibilities are endless!
Ever had an idea you wished you could put on a T-Shirt? When something hits you and you know you want to display it for the world to see? That’s the story with this shirt. I saw some freshly-made Lemon Bars (You can find the recipe at whiskingupyum.com) and had the thought “Well, when life…
For the first time in Off-White Elephant history, I actually have a design planned, made, and sellable all ahead of time! When your presence is all the presents anyone needs, you know where to shop. Or if you like Christmas.
Something about the saying “Expect the Unexpected” always seemed off to me. Even though the meaning is well known, doesn’t expecting the unexpected make it then the expected? Continuing that only leads to loops of logic and paradoxes galore. If you want some advice that’s easier to follow and much more fun, why not this…
Ready for 2022? Since late 2020, The Off-White Elephant has been producing new designs for shirts, hoodies, and I also made an attempt to get bags going (still working on that, not ready yet). It’s about time there was a branded set for my clothing line, like some big names. After all, I’m going to…
These designs (and future ones) are able to be bought as a 20-ounce tumbler now! Any suggestions, complaints, compliments, or comments? Send them to theoffwhiteelephant@gmail.com.
I first heard a variation of this a very long time ago, long enough that I’m not sure where it came from anymore, but it’s stuck around in the back of my head for a while, and I knew I needed to make a shirt of it at some point. Ta-da! I did just that,…
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