Do you have a Valentine?
Yeah, I know, it’s another cheesy Valentine’s Day gift. 🙂 Impress your valentine with a commitment to a bad pun by this shirt, or you could wear it yourself! Maybe you could each have one, the possibilities are endless!

Yeah, I know, it’s another cheesy Valentine’s Day gift. 🙂 Impress your valentine with a commitment to a bad pun by this shirt, or you could wear it yourself! Maybe you could each have one, the possibilities are endless!
For the first time in Off-White Elephant history, I actually have a design planned, made, and sellable all ahead of time! When your presence is all the presents anyone needs, you know where to shop. Or if you like Christmas.
Is this a reference to the fact that I didn’t make any new designs in 2024? I plead the fifth. I make almost all of my shirts with a target audience of myself, along with anyone else who shares my slightly off sense of humor. This one is no exception, might even be the best…
I first heard a variation of this a very long time ago, long enough that I’m not sure where it came from anymore, but it’s stuck around in the back of my head for a while, and I knew I needed to make a shirt of it at some point. Ta-da! I did just that,…
Do you work night shifts? Do you have a barely-functional sense of time? Do you just like to wear things that make people scratch their heads in confusion? This design might be for you.* *I’m not a doctor, so I can’t officially recommend it.
Spring is coming. Whether you want it to, even if you’re allergic to everything but winter (like I am), it will come. So celebrate it and with one of these new (Well, I made it last year but didn’t have any real advertising ability then) shirts or hoodies!
Ready for 2022? Since late 2020, The Off-White Elephant has been producing new designs for shirts, hoodies, and I also made an attempt to get bags going (still working on that, not ready yet). It’s about time there was a branded set for my clothing line, like some big names. After all, I’m going to…
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