Happy Twosday!

Something about the saying “Expect the Unexpected” always seemed off to me. Even though the meaning is well known, doesn’t expecting the unexpected make it then the expected? Continuing that only leads to loops of logic and paradoxes galore. If you want some advice that’s easier to follow and much more fun, why not this…

I’ve had 2 and a half road work projects pop up in my way this year, and all in this half of the year alone! It’s time to stop this nonsense! They keep calling this superfluous setback “road work” as if we can’t see it clearly doesn’t! This road, in fact, does not work at…

The idea for this one came from a conversation at work, where someone claimed I always have a positive attitude. I responded with “Yeah, a positively sarcastic one!” I knew I needed it on a shirt after that.

Pumpkin Spice season is here! Now you can get merch for it along with your drink of choice. When it first became available I went off to my favorite bookstore cafe and got what the barista recommended, a pumpkin spice chai drink, and it was awesome. I should go get another one. Overpriced, definitely, but…

Ever had an idea you wished you could put on a T-Shirt? When something hits you and you know you want to display it for the world to see? That’s the story with this shirt. I saw some freshly-made Lemon Bars (You can find the recipe at whiskingupyum.com) and had the thought “Well, when life…

On a related note, a government agency is censoring me. The space one, four letter acronym name, and they absolutely hate people using their name in the descriptions of items being sold, unless you ask them for permission. You know, the one that faked the moon landing and all that. Amazon stopped me from publishing…