Happy Twosday!
This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, where all the 2s are in the same place at the same time! Grab a shirt or hoodie today!

This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, where all the 2s are in the same place at the same time! Grab a shirt or hoodie today!
I first heard a variation of this a very long time ago, long enough that I’m not sure where it came from anymore, but it’s stuck around in the back of my head for a while, and I knew I needed to make a shirt of it at some point. Ta-da! I did just that,…
Is this a reference to the fact that I didn’t make any new designs in 2024? I plead the fifth. I make almost all of my shirts with a target audience of myself, along with anyone else who shares my slightly off sense of humor. This one is no exception, might even be the best…
Do you work night shifts? Do you have a barely-functional sense of time? Do you just like to wear things that make people scratch their heads in confusion? This design might be for you.* *I’m not a doctor, so I can’t officially recommend it.
New design’s looking Gouda, eh? I thought it needed another cheese pun or two. And for all of y’all that like variety, it comes in pink, and while I was at it I made the original (see below) come in pink too!
Something about the saying “Expect the Unexpected” always seemed off to me. Even though the meaning is well known, doesn’t expecting the unexpected make it then the expected? Continuing that only leads to loops of logic and paradoxes galore. If you want some advice that’s easier to follow and much more fun, why not this…
I grew up on Wallace and Gromit VHSs, those were some good times! In the particular one I based this design on, they built a rocket, landed on the moon, ate some of the moon with crackers, and fought an evil(?) gas stove. That last one has nothing to do with the shirt design, but…
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