Happy Twosday!
This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, where all the 2s are in the same place at the same time! Grab a shirt or hoodie today!
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It’s Pumpkin Spice Time!
Pumpkin Spice season is here! Now you can get merch for it along with your drink of choice. When it first became available I went off to my favorite bookstore cafe and got what the barista recommended, a pumpkin spice chai drink, and it was awesome. I should go get another one. Overpriced, definitely, but…
Keep a Positive(ly Sarcastic) Attitude!
The idea for this one came from a conversation at work, where someone claimed I always have a positive attitude. I responded with “Yeah, a positively sarcastic one!” I knew I needed it on a shirt after that.
The Off-White Elephant has expanded!
These designs (and future ones) are able to be bought as a 20-ounce tumbler now! Any suggestions, complaints, compliments, or comments? Send them to theoffwhiteelephant@gmail.com.
The Moon is Made of Cheese, Everyone Knows That!
I grew up on Wallace and Gromit VHSs, those were some good times! In the particular one I based this design on, they built a rocket, landed on the moon, ate some of the moon with crackers, and fought an evil(?) gas stove. That last one has nothing to do with the shirt design, but…
Heard About Pluto? That’s Messed Up, Right?
On a related note, a government agency is censoring me. The space one, four letter acronym name, and they absolutely hate people using their name in the descriptions of items being sold, unless you ask them for permission. You know, the one that faked the moon landing and all that. Amazon stopped me from publishing…
Cheese The Day
When I saw “Cheese The Day” on a sign on my way home from work, I knew I wanted that on a shirt, so I got out my pencil and paper and made this. This one, except for my copyright stamp, is all hand drawn then digitally scanned and colored.
