Happy Twosday!
This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, where all the 2s are in the same place at the same time! Grab a shirt or hoodie today!

This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, where all the 2s are in the same place at the same time! Grab a shirt or hoodie today!
Yeah, I know, it’s another cheesy Valentine’s Day gift. 🙂 Impress your valentine with a commitment to a bad pun by this shirt, or you could wear it yourself! Maybe you could each have one, the possibilities are endless!
Is this a reference to the fact that I didn’t make any new designs in 2024? I plead the fifth. I make almost all of my shirts with a target audience of myself, along with anyone else who shares my slightly off sense of humor. This one is no exception, might even be the best…
Pumpkin Spice season is here! Now you can get merch for it along with your drink of choice. When it first became available I went off to my favorite bookstore cafe and got what the barista recommended, a pumpkin spice chai drink, and it was awesome. I should go get another one. Overpriced, definitely, but…
Ready for 2022? Since late 2020, The Off-White Elephant has been producing new designs for shirts, hoodies, and I also made an attempt to get bags going (still working on that, not ready yet). It’s about time there was a branded set for my clothing line, like some big names. After all, I’m going to…
When I saw “Cheese The Day” on a sign on my way home from work, I knew I wanted that on a shirt, so I got out my pencil and paper and made this. This one, except for my copyright stamp, is all hand drawn then digitally scanned and colored.
Something about the saying “Expect the Unexpected” always seemed off to me. Even though the meaning is well known, doesn’t expecting the unexpected make it then the expected? Continuing that only leads to loops of logic and paradoxes galore. If you want some advice that’s easier to follow and much more fun, why not this…
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