Keep a Positive(ly Sarcastic) Attitude!
The idea for this one came from a conversation at work, where someone claimed I always have a positive attitude. I responded with “Yeah, a positively sarcastic one!” I knew I needed it on a shirt after that.
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Gooood Mornin’ Y’all!
Do you work night shifts? Do you have a barely-functional sense of time? Do you just like to wear things that make people scratch their heads in confusion? This design might be for you.* *I’m not a doctor, so I can’t officially recommend it.
The Moon is Made of Cheese, Everyone Knows That!
I grew up on Wallace and Gromit VHSs, those were some good times! In the particular one I based this design on, they built a rocket, landed on the moon, ate some of the moon with crackers, and fought an evil(?) gas stove. That last one has nothing to do with the shirt design, but…
I Never Finish Anythin
Is this a reference to the fact that I didn’t make any new designs in 2024? I plead the fifth. I make almost all of my shirts with a target audience of myself, along with anyone else who shares my slightly off sense of humor. This one is no exception, might even be the best…
Happy New Year!
Ready for 2022? Since late 2020, The Off-White Elephant has been producing new designs for shirts, hoodies, and I also made an attempt to get bags going (still working on that, not ready yet). It’s about time there was a branded set for my clothing line, like some big names. After all, I’m going to…
It’s Pumpkin Spice Time!
Pumpkin Spice season is here! Now you can get merch for it along with your drink of choice. When it first became available I went off to my favorite bookstore cafe and got what the barista recommended, a pumpkin spice chai drink, and it was awesome. I should go get another one. Overpriced, definitely, but…
Cheesy Valentine 2
New design’s looking Gouda, eh? I thought it needed another cheese pun or two. And for all of y’all that like variety, it comes in pink, and while I was at it I made the original (see below) come in pink too!
