Keep a Positive(ly Sarcastic) Attitude!

I’ve had 2 and a half road work projects pop up in my way this year, and all in this half of the year alone! It’s time to stop this nonsense! They keep calling this superfluous setback “road work” as if we can’t see it clearly doesn’t! This road, in fact, does not work at…

This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, where all the 2s are in the same place at the same time! Grab a shirt or hoodie today!

Something about the saying “Expect the Unexpected” always seemed off to me. Even though the meaning is well known, doesn’t expecting the unexpected make it then the expected? Continuing that only leads to loops of logic and paradoxes galore. If you want some advice that’s easier to follow and much more fun, why not this…

I first heard a variation of this a very long time ago, long enough that I’m not sure where it came from anymore, but it’s stuck around in the back of my head for a while, and I knew I needed to make a shirt of it at some point. Ta-da! I did just that,…

Ready for 2022? Since late 2020, The Off-White Elephant has been producing new designs for shirts, hoodies, and I also made an attempt to get bags going (still working on that, not ready yet). It’s about time there was a branded set for my clothing line, like some big names. After all, I’m going to…

On a related note, a government agency is censoring me. The space one, four letter acronym name, and they absolutely hate people using their name in the descriptions of items being sold, unless you ask them for permission. You know, the one that faked the moon landing and all that. Amazon stopped me from publishing…