The Off-White Elephant has expanded!

On a related note, a government agency is censoring me. The space one, four letter acronym name, and they absolutely hate people using their name in the descriptions of items being sold, unless you ask them for permission. You know, the one that faked the moon landing and all that. Amazon stopped me from publishing…

Spring is coming. Whether you want it to, even if you’re allergic to everything but winter (like I am), it will come. So celebrate it and with one of these new (Well, I made it last year but didn’t have any real advertising ability then) shirts or hoodies!

The idea for this one came from a conversation at work, where someone claimed I always have a positive attitude. I responded with “Yeah, a positively sarcastic one!” I knew I needed it on a shirt after that.

Ever had an idea you wished you could put on a T-Shirt? When something hits you and you know you want to display it for the world to see? That’s the story with this shirt. I saw some freshly-made Lemon Bars (You can find the recipe at whiskingupyum.com) and had the thought “Well, when life…

This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, where all the 2s are in the same place at the same time! Grab a shirt or hoodie today!

Is this a reference to the fact that I didn’t make any new designs in 2024? I plead the fifth. I make almost all of my shirts with a target audience of myself, along with anyone else who shares my slightly off sense of humor. This one is no exception, might even be the best…