The Off-White Elephant has expanded!

Yeah, I know, it’s another cheesy Valentine’s Day gift. 🙂 Impress your valentine with a commitment to a bad pun by this shirt, or you could wear it yourself! Maybe you could each have one, the possibilities are endless!

Do you work night shifts? Do you have a barely-functional sense of time? Do you just like to wear things that make people scratch their heads in confusion? This design might be for you.* *I’m not a doctor, so I can’t officially recommend it.

I first heard a variation of this a very long time ago, long enough that I’m not sure where it came from anymore, but it’s stuck around in the back of my head for a while, and I knew I needed to make a shirt of it at some point. Ta-da! I did just that,…

This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, where all the 2s are in the same place at the same time! Grab a shirt or hoodie today!

The idea for this one came from a conversation at work, where someone claimed I always have a positive attitude. I responded with “Yeah, a positively sarcastic one!” I knew I needed it on a shirt after that.

I’ve had 2 and a half road work projects pop up in my way this year, and all in this half of the year alone! It’s time to stop this nonsense! They keep calling this superfluous setback “road work” as if we can’t see it clearly doesn’t! This road, in fact, does not work at…