{"id":739,"date":"2026-06-26T12:54:45","date_gmt":"2026-06-26T20:54:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=739"},"modified":"2026-06-26T12:58:44","modified_gmt":"2026-06-26T20:58:44","slug":"heard-about-pluto-thats-messed-up-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=739","title":{"rendered":"Heard About Pluto? That&#8217;s Messed Up, Right?"},"content":{"rendered":"<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedgallery .kb-gallery-type-masonry.kb-gallery-id-739_ca4059-13{margin:-5px;}.kb-gallery-type-masonry.kb-gallery-id-739_ca4059-13 .kadence-blocks-gallery-item{padding:5px;}.kb-gallery-id-739_ca4059-13 .kadence-blocks-gallery-item .kb-gal-image-radius, .kb-gallery-id-739_ca4059-13 .kb-slide-item .kb-gal-image-radius img{border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px;;}<\/style><div class=\"kb-gallery-wrap-id-739_ca4059-13 alignnone wp-block-kadence-advancedgallery\"><ul class=\"kb-gallery-ul kb-gallery-non-static kb-gallery-type-masonry kb-masonry-init kb-gallery-id-739_ca4059-13 kb-gallery-caption-style-bottom-hover kb-gallery-filter-none\" data-image-filter=\"none\" data-item-selector=\".kadence-blocks-gallery-item\" data-lightbox-caption=\"true\" data-columns-xxl=\"3\" data-columns-xl=\"3\" data-columns-md=\"3\" data-columns-sm=\"2\" data-columns-xs=\"1\" data-columns-ss=\"1\"><li class=\"kadence-blocks-gallery-item\" tabindex=\"0\"><div class=\"kadence-blocks-gallery-item-inner\"><figure class=\"kb-gallery-figure kadence-blocks-gallery-item-hide-caption\"><div class=\"kb-gal-image-radius\" style=\"max-width:683px;\"><div class=\"kb-gallery-image-contain kadence-blocks-gallery-intrinsic\" style=\"padding-bottom:149%;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/PlutoCompressed2.png?resize=683%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" alt=\"\" data-full-image=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/PlutoCompressed2.png\" data-light-image=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/PlutoCompressed2.png\" data-id=\"741\" class=\"wp-image-741\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/PlutoCompressed2.png?resize=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 683w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/PlutoCompressed2.png?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/PlutoCompressed2.png?resize=768%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/PlutoCompressed2.png?resize=1024%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/PlutoCompressed2.png?resize=600%2C900&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/PlutoCompressed2.png?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/div><\/div><\/figure><\/div><\/li><\/ul><\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On a related note, a government agency is censoring me. The space one, four letter acronym name, and they absolutely hate people using their name in the descriptions of items being sold, unless you ask them for permission. You know, the one that faked the moon landing and all that. Amazon stopped me from publishing through them until I either provided proof I had authorization or scrubbed all mentions of The Agency That Must Not Be Named. You know me, I would never willingly work with the government, so here I am giving then ridiculous nicknames. The Nameless Agency of Sudden Antagonism to artists who use their name in merch descriptions are not the only ones I have a bone to pick with though. As entertaining as it would be to take jabs at them, they technically weren&#8217;t the ones who did the horrible deed about 20 years ago of demoting Pluto from being a planet. The little guy will always be a planet in my book. Strong enough gravity to be detectable through just the movement of the other planets, able to snag its own moon, and I heard it rains diamonds or something. The International Astronomical Union decided that after 76 years of faithful orbiting around the sun, Pluto wasn&#8217;t good enough anymore to stay a planet all because it runs into too many asteroids on its travels. Just because it can&#8217;t quite vacuum them all up out of its own orbit it was demoted. Ever heard of anyone getting fired for running into too many speed bumps on their way to work? No! That&#8217;d be ridiculous!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyway, here&#8217;s my one remaining attempt at free speech despite the government censors that would try to stop me, and I hope you enjoy. Redbubble link goes to the whole page where you can select a product, and the Amazon links go to each one individually.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-theme-palette-9-color has-theme-palette-12-background-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-border-color has-theme-palette-13-border-color wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.redbubble.com\/shop\/ap\/181672622?ref=studio-promote\" style=\"border-style:solid;border-width:3px\">Redbubble All-Products Link<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-theme-palette-9-color has-theme-palette-12-background-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4wfW5BU\" style=\"border-style:solid;border-width:3px\">Amazon T-Shirt<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-theme-palette-9-color has-theme-palette-12-background-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4gcignL\" style=\"border-style:solid;border-width:3px\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Amazon Premium T-Shirt<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-theme-palette-9-color has-theme-palette-12-background-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4apaqTT\" style=\"border-style:solid;border-width:3px\">Amazon Zip Hoodie<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-theme-palette-9-color has-theme-palette-12-background-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4uZWLKv\" style=\"border-style:solid;border-width:3px\">Amazon Pullover Hoodie<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-theme-palette-9-color has-theme-palette-12-background-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4aih9z1\" style=\"border-style:solid;border-width:3px\">Amazon Tote Bag<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-theme-palette-9-color has-theme-palette-12-background-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4vypDe0\" style=\"border-style:solid;border-width:3px\">Amazon Tumbler<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-theme-palette-9-color has-theme-palette-12-background-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4eTmjDc\" style=\"border-style:solid;border-width:3px\">New! Amazon Water Bottle<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hope you guys find it as amusing as me that there was a dedicated LinkedIn share button available to put at the bottom of my pages.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On a related note, a government agency is censoring me. The space one, four letter acronym name, and they absolutely hate people using their name in the descriptions of items being sold, unless you ask them for permission. You know, the one that faked the moon landing and all that. 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