{"id":45,"date":"2021-11-25T10:17:22","date_gmt":"2021-11-25T06:17:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?page_id=45"},"modified":"2025-07-21T12:27:14","modified_gmt":"2025-07-21T20:27:14","slug":"designs","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?page_id=45","title":{"rendered":"Designs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-62db62f3 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;padding-top:0;padding-bottom:0\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:10%\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:90%\"><style>.kb-posts-id-45_b0bdfc-81 .entry.loop-entry .entry-header .entry-title{text-transform:none;}.kb-posts-id-45_b0bdfc-81 .kb-post-list-item{display:grid;}<\/style><ul class=\"wp-block-kadence-posts kb-posts kadence-posts-list kb-posts-id-45_b0bdfc-81 content-wrap grid-cols kb-posts-style-boxed grid-sm-col-2 grid-lg-col-3 item-image-style-above\"><li class=\"kb-post-list-item\">\n\t<article class=\"entry content-bg loop-entry post-685 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\">\n\t\t\t\t<a aria-hidden=\"true\" tabindex=\"-1\" role=\"presentation\" class=\"post-thumbnail kadence-thumbnail-ratio-inherit\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=685\" aria-label=\"Road Work Ahead? No it doesn&#8217;t!\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"post-thumbnail-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2048\" height=\"2048\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?fit=2048%2C2048&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-post-image\" alt=\"Road Work Ahead? No it doesn&#8217;t!\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?resize=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1290px) 100vw, 1290px\" \/>\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/a><!-- .post-thumbnail -->\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-content-wrap\">\n\t\t\t<header class=\"entry-header\">\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=685\" rel=\"bookmark\">Road Work Ahead? No it doesn&#8217;t!<\/a><\/h2>\t<div class=\"entry-meta entry-meta-divider-dot\">\n\t<span class=\"posted-by\"><span class=\"meta-label\">By<\/span><span class=\"author vcard\"><span class=\"fn n\">TheOffWhiteElephant<\/span><\/span><\/span>\t\t\t<span class=\"posted-on\">\n\t\t\t\t<time class=\"entry-date published\" datetime=\"2025-10-22T20:58:00-08:00\">10\/22\/2025<\/time><time class=\"updated\" datetime=\"2025-10-22T21:00:14-08:00\">10\/22\/2025<\/time>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-meta -->\n\t<\/header><!-- .entry-header -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>I&#8217;ve had 2 and a half road work projects pop up in my way this year, and all in this half of&#8230;<\/p>\n\t<\/div><!-- .entry-summary -->\n\t<footer class=\"entry-footer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-actions\">\n\t\t\t<p class=\"more-link-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=685\" class=\"post-more-link\">\n\t\t\t\t\tRead More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> Road Work Ahead? No it doesn&#8217;t!<\/span><span class=\"kadence-svg-iconset svg-baseline\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"kadence-svg-icon kadence-arrow-right-alt-svg\" fill=\"currentColor\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"27\" height=\"28\" viewBox=\"0 0 27 28\"><title>Continue<\/title><path d=\"M27 13.953c0 0.141-0.063 0.281-0.156 0.375l-6 5.531c-0.156 0.141-0.359 0.172-0.547 0.094-0.172-0.078-0.297-0.25-0.297-0.453v-3.5h-19.5c-0.281 0-0.5-0.219-0.5-0.5v-3c0-0.281 0.219-0.5 0.5-0.5h19.5v-3.5c0-0.203 0.109-0.375 0.297-0.453s0.391-0.047 0.547 0.078l6 5.469c0.094 0.094 0.156 0.219 0.156 0.359v0z\"><\/path>\n\t\t\t<\/svg><\/span>\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-actions -->\n\t\t<\/footer><!-- .entry-footer -->\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/article>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"kb-post-list-item\">\n\t<article class=\"entry content-bg loop-entry post-675 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\">\n\t\t\t\t<a aria-hidden=\"true\" tabindex=\"-1\" role=\"presentation\" class=\"post-thumbnail kadence-thumbnail-ratio-inherit\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=675\" aria-label=\"It&#8217;s Pumpkin Spice Time!\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"post-thumbnail-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"2560\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?fit=2560%2C2560&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-post-image\" alt=\"It&#8217;s Pumpkin Spice Time!\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?w=2560&amp;ssl=1 2560w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?resize=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?resize=2048%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1290px) 100vw, 1290px\" \/>\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/a><!-- .post-thumbnail -->\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-content-wrap\">\n\t\t\t<header class=\"entry-header\">\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=675\" rel=\"bookmark\">It&#8217;s Pumpkin Spice Time!<\/a><\/h2>\t<div class=\"entry-meta entry-meta-divider-dot\">\n\t<span class=\"posted-by\"><span class=\"meta-label\">By<\/span><span class=\"author vcard\"><span class=\"fn n\">TheOffWhiteElephant<\/span><\/span><\/span>\t\t\t<span class=\"posted-on\">\n\t\t\t\t<time class=\"entry-date published\" datetime=\"2025-10-11T13:52:46-08:00\">10\/11\/2025<\/time><time class=\"updated\" datetime=\"2025-10-11T13:52:55-08:00\">10\/11\/2025<\/time>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-meta -->\n\t<\/header><!-- .entry-header -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>Pumpkin Spice season is here! Now you can get merch for it along with your drink of choice. When it first became&#8230;<\/p>\n\t<\/div><!-- .entry-summary -->\n\t<footer class=\"entry-footer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-actions\">\n\t\t\t<p class=\"more-link-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=675\" class=\"post-more-link\">\n\t\t\t\t\tRead More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> It&#8217;s Pumpkin Spice Time!<\/span><span class=\"kadence-svg-iconset svg-baseline\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"kadence-svg-icon kadence-arrow-right-alt-svg\" fill=\"currentColor\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"27\" height=\"28\" viewBox=\"0 0 27 28\"><title>Continue<\/title><path d=\"M27 13.953c0 0.141-0.063 0.281-0.156 0.375l-6 5.531c-0.156 0.141-0.359 0.172-0.547 0.094-0.172-0.078-0.297-0.25-0.297-0.453v-3.5h-19.5c-0.281 0-0.5-0.219-0.5-0.5v-3c0-0.281 0.219-0.5 0.5-0.5h19.5v-3.5c0-0.203 0.109-0.375 0.297-0.453s0.391-0.047 0.547 0.078l6 5.469c0.094 0.094 0.156 0.219 0.156 0.359v0z\"><\/path>\n\t\t\t<\/svg><\/span>\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-actions -->\n\t\t<\/footer><!-- .entry-footer -->\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/article>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"kb-post-list-item\">\n\t<article class=\"entry content-bg loop-entry post-653 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\">\n\t\t\t\t<a aria-hidden=\"true\" tabindex=\"-1\" role=\"presentation\" class=\"post-thumbnail kadence-thumbnail-ratio-inherit\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=653\" aria-label=\"My Empire Has Expanded!\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"post-thumbnail-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/CanCan.jpg?fit=1280%2C720&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-post-image\" alt=\"My Empire Has Expanded!\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/CanCan.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/CanCan.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/CanCan.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/CanCan.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/CanCan.jpg?resize=600%2C338&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/>\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/a><!-- .post-thumbnail -->\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-content-wrap\">\n\t\t\t<header class=\"entry-header\">\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=653\" rel=\"bookmark\">My Empire Has Expanded!<\/a><\/h2>\t<div class=\"entry-meta entry-meta-divider-dot\">\n\t<span class=\"posted-by\"><span class=\"meta-label\">By<\/span><span class=\"author vcard\"><span class=\"fn n\">TheOffWhiteElephant<\/span><\/span><\/span>\t\t\t<span class=\"posted-on\">\n\t\t\t\t<time class=\"entry-date published\" datetime=\"2025-09-10T14:17:12-08:00\">09\/10\/2025<\/time><time class=\"updated\" datetime=\"2025-09-10T14:22:20-08:00\">09\/10\/2025<\/time>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-meta -->\n\t<\/header><!-- .entry-header -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>I now have a Redbubble shop, stocked with several designs and more to come! Eventually even shirts will be sold there too,&#8230;<\/p>\n\t<\/div><!-- .entry-summary -->\n\t<footer class=\"entry-footer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-actions\">\n\t\t\t<p class=\"more-link-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=653\" class=\"post-more-link\">\n\t\t\t\t\tRead More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> My Empire Has Expanded!<\/span><span class=\"kadence-svg-iconset svg-baseline\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"kadence-svg-icon kadence-arrow-right-alt-svg\" fill=\"currentColor\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"27\" height=\"28\" viewBox=\"0 0 27 28\"><title>Continue<\/title><path d=\"M27 13.953c0 0.141-0.063 0.281-0.156 0.375l-6 5.531c-0.156 0.141-0.359 0.172-0.547 0.094-0.172-0.078-0.297-0.25-0.297-0.453v-3.5h-19.5c-0.281 0-0.5-0.219-0.5-0.5v-3c0-0.281 0.219-0.5 0.5-0.5h19.5v-3.5c0-0.203 0.109-0.375 0.297-0.453s0.391-0.047 0.547 0.078l6 5.469c0.094 0.094 0.156 0.219 0.156 0.359v0z\"><\/path>\n\t\t\t<\/svg><\/span>\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-actions -->\n\t\t<\/footer><!-- .entry-footer -->\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/article>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"kb-post-list-item\">\n\t<article class=\"entry content-bg loop-entry post-591 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\">\n\t\t\t\t<a aria-hidden=\"true\" tabindex=\"-1\" role=\"presentation\" class=\"post-thumbnail kadence-thumbnail-ratio-inherit\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=591\" aria-label=\"I Never Finish Anythin\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"post-thumbnail-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"2560\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?fit=2560%2C2560&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-post-image\" alt=\"I Never Finish Anythin\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?w=2560&amp;ssl=1 2560w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?resize=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?resize=2048%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1290px) 100vw, 1290px\" \/>\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/a><!-- .post-thumbnail -->\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-content-wrap\">\n\t\t\t<header class=\"entry-header\">\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=591\" rel=\"bookmark\">I Never Finish Anythin<\/a><\/h2>\t<div class=\"entry-meta entry-meta-divider-dot\">\n\t<span class=\"posted-by\"><span class=\"meta-label\">By<\/span><span class=\"author vcard\"><span class=\"fn n\">TheOffWhiteElephant<\/span><\/span><\/span>\t\t\t<span class=\"posted-on\">\n\t\t\t\t<time class=\"entry-date published\" datetime=\"2025-07-16T09:05:58-08:00\">07\/16\/2025<\/time><time class=\"updated\" datetime=\"2025-07-20T20:45:21-08:00\">07\/20\/2025<\/time>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-meta -->\n\t<\/header><!-- .entry-header -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>Is this a reference to the fact that I didn&#8217;t make any new designs in 2024? I plead the fifth. 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In the particular one I based this design on,&#8230;<\/p>\n\t<\/div><!-- .entry-summary -->\n\t<footer class=\"entry-footer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-actions\">\n\t\t\t<p class=\"more-link-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=457\" class=\"post-more-link\">\n\t\t\t\t\tRead More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> The Moon is Made of Cheese, Everyone Knows That!<\/span><span class=\"kadence-svg-iconset svg-baseline\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"kadence-svg-icon kadence-arrow-right-alt-svg\" fill=\"currentColor\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"27\" height=\"28\" viewBox=\"0 0 27 28\"><title>Continue<\/title><path d=\"M27 13.953c0 0.141-0.063 0.281-0.156 0.375l-6 5.531c-0.156 0.141-0.359 0.172-0.547 0.094-0.172-0.078-0.297-0.25-0.297-0.453v-3.5h-19.5c-0.281 0-0.5-0.219-0.5-0.5v-3c0-0.281 0.219-0.5 0.5-0.5h19.5v-3.5c0-0.203 0.109-0.375 0.297-0.453s0.391-0.047 0.547 0.078l6 5.469c0.094 0.094 0.156 0.219 0.156 0.359v0z\"><\/path>\n\t\t\t<\/svg><\/span>\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-actions -->\n\t\t<\/footer><!-- .entry-footer -->\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/article>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"kb-post-list-item\">\n\t<article class=\"entry content-bg loop-entry post-452 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\">\n\t\t\t\t<a aria-hidden=\"true\" tabindex=\"-1\" role=\"presentation\" class=\"post-thumbnail kadence-thumbnail-ratio-inherit\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=452\" aria-label=\"Expect the Unexpected? 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No! *Be* the Unexpected!<\/a><\/h2>\t<div class=\"entry-meta entry-meta-divider-dot\">\n\t<span class=\"posted-by\"><span class=\"meta-label\">By<\/span><span class=\"author vcard\"><span class=\"fn n\">TheOffWhiteElephant<\/span><\/span><\/span>\t\t\t<span class=\"posted-on\">\n\t\t\t\t<time class=\"entry-date published\" datetime=\"2023-12-01T15:38:18-08:00\">12\/01\/2023<\/time><time class=\"updated\" datetime=\"2025-07-19T14:43:00-08:00\">07\/19\/2025<\/time>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-meta -->\n\t<\/header><!-- .entry-header -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>Something about the saying &#8220;Expect the Unexpected&#8221; always seemed off to me. Even though the meaning is well known, doesn&#8217;t expecting the&#8230;<\/p>\n\t<\/div><!-- .entry-summary -->\n\t<footer class=\"entry-footer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-actions\">\n\t\t\t<p class=\"more-link-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=452\" class=\"post-more-link\">\n\t\t\t\t\tRead More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> Expect the Unexpected? 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on a sign on my way home from work, I knew I wanted that on a&#8230;<\/p>\n\t<\/div><!-- .entry-summary -->\n\t<footer class=\"entry-footer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-actions\">\n\t\t\t<p class=\"more-link-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=445\" class=\"post-more-link\">\n\t\t\t\t\tRead More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> Cheese The Day<\/span><span class=\"kadence-svg-iconset svg-baseline\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"kadence-svg-icon kadence-arrow-right-alt-svg\" fill=\"currentColor\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"27\" height=\"28\" viewBox=\"0 0 27 28\"><title>Continue<\/title><path d=\"M27 13.953c0 0.141-0.063 0.281-0.156 0.375l-6 5.531c-0.156 0.141-0.359 0.172-0.547 0.094-0.172-0.078-0.297-0.25-0.297-0.453v-3.5h-19.5c-0.281 0-0.5-0.219-0.5-0.5v-3c0-0.281 0.219-0.5 0.5-0.5h19.5v-3.5c0-0.203 0.109-0.375 0.297-0.453s0.391-0.047 0.547 0.078l6 5.469c0.094 0.094 0.156 0.219 0.156 0.359v0z\"><\/path>\n\t\t\t<\/svg><\/span>\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-actions -->\n\t\t<\/footer><!-- .entry-footer -->\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/article>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"kb-post-list-item\">\n\t<article class=\"entry content-bg loop-entry post-413 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\">\n\t\t\t\t<a aria-hidden=\"true\" tabindex=\"-1\" role=\"presentation\" class=\"post-thumbnail kadence-thumbnail-ratio-inherit\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=413\" aria-label=\"Cheesy Valentine 2\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"post-thumbnail-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"4096\" height=\"4096\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/BrieMyValentine.png?fit=4096%2C4096&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-post-image\" alt=\"Cheesy Valentine 2\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/BrieMyValentine.png?w=4096&amp;ssl=1 4096w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/BrieMyValentine.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/BrieMyValentine.png?w=2580&amp;ssl=1 2580w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/BrieMyValentine.png?w=3870&amp;ssl=1 3870w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1290px) 100vw, 1290px\" \/>\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/a><!-- .post-thumbnail -->\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-content-wrap\">\n\t\t\t<header class=\"entry-header\">\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=413\" rel=\"bookmark\">Cheesy Valentine 2<\/a><\/h2>\t<div class=\"entry-meta entry-meta-divider-dot\">\n\t<span class=\"posted-by\"><span class=\"meta-label\">By<\/span><span class=\"author vcard\"><span class=\"fn n\">TheOffWhiteElephant<\/span><\/span><\/span>\t\t\t<span class=\"posted-on\">\n\t\t\t\t<time class=\"entry-date published\" datetime=\"2023-01-25T19:16:01-08:00\">01\/25\/2023<\/time><time class=\"updated\" datetime=\"2025-01-20T20:30:11-08:00\">01\/20\/2025<\/time>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-meta -->\n\t<\/header><!-- .entry-header -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>New design&#8217;s looking Gouda, eh? I thought it needed another cheese pun or two. And for all of y&#8217;all that like variety,&#8230;<\/p>\n\t<\/div><!-- .entry-summary -->\n\t<footer class=\"entry-footer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-actions\">\n\t\t\t<p class=\"more-link-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=413\" class=\"post-more-link\">\n\t\t\t\t\tRead More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> Cheesy Valentine 2<\/span><span class=\"kadence-svg-iconset svg-baseline\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"kadence-svg-icon kadence-arrow-right-alt-svg\" fill=\"currentColor\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"27\" height=\"28\" viewBox=\"0 0 27 28\"><title>Continue<\/title><path d=\"M27 13.953c0 0.141-0.063 0.281-0.156 0.375l-6 5.531c-0.156 0.141-0.359 0.172-0.547 0.094-0.172-0.078-0.297-0.25-0.297-0.453v-3.5h-19.5c-0.281 0-0.5-0.219-0.5-0.5v-3c0-0.281 0.219-0.5 0.5-0.5h19.5v-3.5c0-0.203 0.109-0.375 0.297-0.453s0.391-0.047 0.547 0.078l6 5.469c0.094 0.094 0.156 0.219 0.156 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srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/B1SqOvJ6PXS._CLa-21402000-B1zNF5HAWEL.png-00214020000.00.02140.02000.0_AC_SX679._SX._UX._SY._UY_.jpg?w=679&amp;ssl=1 679w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/B1SqOvJ6PXS._CLa-21402000-B1zNF5HAWEL.png-00214020000.00.02140.02000.0_AC_SX679._SX._UX._SY._UY_.jpg?resize=295%2C300&amp;ssl=1 295w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 679px) 100vw, 679px\" \/>\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/a><!-- .post-thumbnail -->\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-content-wrap\">\n\t\t\t<header class=\"entry-header\">\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=405\" rel=\"bookmark\">Crops<\/a><\/h2>\t<div class=\"entry-meta entry-meta-divider-dot\">\n\t<span class=\"posted-by\"><span class=\"meta-label\">By<\/span><span class=\"author vcard\"><span class=\"fn n\">TheOffWhiteElephant<\/span><\/span><\/span>\t\t\t<span class=\"posted-on\">\n\t\t\t\t<time class=\"entry-date published\" datetime=\"2022-06-25T19:22:27-08:00\">06\/25\/2022<\/time><time class=\"updated\" datetime=\"2022-06-25T19:22:33-08:00\">06\/25\/2022<\/time>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-meta -->\n\t<\/header><!-- .entry-header -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>It&#8217;s a crop top<\/p>\n\t<\/div><!-- .entry-summary -->\n\t<footer class=\"entry-footer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-actions\">\n\t\t\t<p class=\"more-link-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=405\" class=\"post-more-link\">\n\t\t\t\t\tRead More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> Crops<\/span><span class=\"kadence-svg-iconset svg-baseline\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"kadence-svg-icon kadence-arrow-right-alt-svg\" fill=\"currentColor\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"27\" height=\"28\" viewBox=\"0 0 27 28\"><title>Continue<\/title><path d=\"M27 13.953c0 0.141-0.063 0.281-0.156 0.375l-6 5.531c-0.156 0.141-0.359 0.172-0.547 0.094-0.172-0.078-0.297-0.25-0.297-0.453v-3.5h-19.5c-0.281 0-0.5-0.219-0.5-0.5v-3c0-0.281 0.219-0.5 0.5-0.5h19.5v-3.5c0-0.203 0.109-0.375 0.297-0.453s0.391-0.047 0.547 0.078l6 5.469c0.094 0.094 0.156 0.219 0.156 0.359v0z\"><\/path>\n\t\t\t<\/svg><\/span>\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-actions -->\n\t\t<\/footer><!-- .entry-footer -->\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/article>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"kb-post-list-item\">\n\t<article class=\"entry content-bg loop-entry post-401 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\">\n\t\t\t\t<a aria-hidden=\"true\" tabindex=\"-1\" role=\"presentation\" class=\"post-thumbnail kadence-thumbnail-ratio-inherit\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=401\" aria-label=\"Keep a Positive(ly Sarcastic) Attitude!\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"post-thumbnail-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"679\" height=\"761\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/A1y6JwyATPL._CLa-21402000-B1pYeYPnBCL.png-00214020000.00.02140.02000.0_AC_UX679_.jpg?fit=679%2C761&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-post-image\" alt=\"Keep a Positive(ly Sarcastic) Attitude!\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/A1y6JwyATPL._CLa-21402000-B1pYeYPnBCL.png-00214020000.00.02140.02000.0_AC_UX679_.jpg?w=679&amp;ssl=1 679w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/A1y6JwyATPL._CLa-21402000-B1pYeYPnBCL.png-00214020000.00.02140.02000.0_AC_UX679_.jpg?resize=268%2C300&amp;ssl=1 268w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 679px) 100vw, 679px\" \/>\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/a><!-- .post-thumbnail -->\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-content-wrap\">\n\t\t\t<header class=\"entry-header\">\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=401\" rel=\"bookmark\">Keep a Positive(ly Sarcastic) Attitude!<\/a><\/h2>\t<div class=\"entry-meta entry-meta-divider-dot\">\n\t<span class=\"posted-by\"><span class=\"meta-label\">By<\/span><span class=\"author vcard\"><span class=\"fn n\">TheOffWhiteElephant<\/span><\/span><\/span>\t\t\t<span class=\"posted-on\">\n\t\t\t\t<time class=\"entry-date published\" datetime=\"2022-06-25T19:12:41-08:00\">06\/25\/2022<\/time><time class=\"updated\" datetime=\"2022-06-25T19:12:47-08:00\">06\/25\/2022<\/time>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-meta -->\n\t<\/header><!-- .entry-header -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>The idea for this one came from a conversation at work, where someone claimed I always have a positive attitude. I responded&#8230;<\/p>\n\t<\/div><!-- .entry-summary -->\n\t<footer class=\"entry-footer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-actions\">\n\t\t\t<p class=\"more-link-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=401\" class=\"post-more-link\">\n\t\t\t\t\tRead More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> Keep a Positive(ly Sarcastic) Attitude!<\/span><span class=\"kadence-svg-iconset svg-baseline\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"kadence-svg-icon kadence-arrow-right-alt-svg\" fill=\"currentColor\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"27\" height=\"28\" viewBox=\"0 0 27 28\"><title>Continue<\/title><path d=\"M27 13.953c0 0.141-0.063 0.281-0.156 0.375l-6 5.531c-0.156 0.141-0.359 0.172-0.547 0.094-0.172-0.078-0.297-0.25-0.297-0.453v-3.5h-19.5c-0.281 0-0.5-0.219-0.5-0.5v-3c0-0.281 0.219-0.5 0.5-0.5h19.5v-3.5c0-0.203 0.109-0.375 0.297-0.453s0.391-0.047 0.547 0.078l6 5.469c0.094 0.094 0.156 0.219 0.156 0.359v0z\"><\/path>\n\t\t\t<\/svg><\/span>\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-actions -->\n\t\t<\/footer><!-- .entry-footer -->\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/article>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"kb-post-list-item\">\n\t<article class=\"entry content-bg loop-entry post-381 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\">\n\t\t\t\t<a aria-hidden=\"true\" tabindex=\"-1\" role=\"presentation\" class=\"post-thumbnail kadence-thumbnail-ratio-inherit\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=381\" aria-label=\"Spring Is Coming&#8230;\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"post-thumbnail-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"679\" height=\"757\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/C1TLiYm-S8S._CLa-21402000-81Tqoydk1CL.png-00214020000.00.02140.02000.0_AC_UX679_.jpg?fit=679%2C757&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-post-image\" alt=\"Spring Is Coming&#8230;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/C1TLiYm-S8S._CLa-21402000-81Tqoydk1CL.png-00214020000.00.02140.02000.0_AC_UX679_.jpg?w=679&amp;ssl=1 679w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/C1TLiYm-S8S._CLa-21402000-81Tqoydk1CL.png-00214020000.00.02140.02000.0_AC_UX679_.jpg?resize=269%2C300&amp;ssl=1 269w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 679px) 100vw, 679px\" \/>\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/a><!-- .post-thumbnail -->\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-content-wrap\">\n\t\t\t<header class=\"entry-header\">\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=381\" rel=\"bookmark\">Spring Is Coming&#8230;<\/a><\/h2>\t<div class=\"entry-meta entry-meta-divider-dot\">\n\t<span class=\"posted-by\"><span class=\"meta-label\">By<\/span><span class=\"author vcard\"><span class=\"fn n\">TheOffWhiteElephant<\/span><\/span><\/span>\t\t\t<span class=\"posted-on\">\n\t\t\t\t<time class=\"entry-date published\" datetime=\"2022-03-03T18:37:40-08:00\">03\/03\/2022<\/time><time class=\"updated\" datetime=\"2022-03-03T18:39:22-08:00\">03\/03\/2022<\/time>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-meta -->\n\t<\/header><!-- .entry-header -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>Spring is coming. Whether you want it to, even if you&#8217;re allergic to everything but winter (like I am), it will come&#8230;.<\/p>\n\t<\/div><!-- .entry-summary -->\n\t<footer class=\"entry-footer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-actions\">\n\t\t\t<p class=\"more-link-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=381\" class=\"post-more-link\">\n\t\t\t\t\tRead More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> Spring Is Coming&#8230;<\/span><span class=\"kadence-svg-iconset svg-baseline\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"kadence-svg-icon kadence-arrow-right-alt-svg\" fill=\"currentColor\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"27\" height=\"28\" viewBox=\"0 0 27 28\"><title>Continue<\/title><path d=\"M27 13.953c0 0.141-0.063 0.281-0.156 0.375l-6 5.531c-0.156 0.141-0.359 0.172-0.547 0.094-0.172-0.078-0.297-0.25-0.297-0.453v-3.5h-19.5c-0.281 0-0.5-0.219-0.5-0.5v-3c0-0.281 0.219-0.5 0.5-0.5h19.5v-3.5c0-0.203 0.109-0.375 0.297-0.453s0.391-0.047 0.547 0.078l6 5.469c0.094 0.094 0.156 0.219 0.156 0.359v0z\"><\/path>\n\t\t\t<\/svg><\/span>\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-actions -->\n\t\t<\/footer><!-- .entry-footer -->\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/article>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"kb-post-list-item\">\n\t<article class=\"entry content-bg loop-entry post-352 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\">\n\t\t\t\t<a aria-hidden=\"true\" tabindex=\"-1\" role=\"presentation\" class=\"post-thumbnail kadence-thumbnail-ratio-inherit\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=352\" aria-label=\"Happy Twosday!\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"post-thumbnail-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"679\" height=\"690\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/A13usaonutL._CLa-21402000-710XNskliBL.png-00214020000.00.02140.02000.0_AC_UX679_.jpg?fit=679%2C690&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-post-image\" alt=\"Happy Twosday!\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/A13usaonutL._CLa-21402000-710XNskliBL.png-00214020000.00.02140.02000.0_AC_UX679_.jpg?w=679&amp;ssl=1 679w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/A13usaonutL._CLa-21402000-710XNskliBL.png-00214020000.00.02140.02000.0_AC_UX679_.jpg?resize=295%2C300&amp;ssl=1 295w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 679px) 100vw, 679px\" \/>\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/a><!-- .post-thumbnail -->\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-content-wrap\">\n\t\t\t<header class=\"entry-header\">\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=352\" rel=\"bookmark\">Happy Twosday!<\/a><\/h2>\t<div class=\"entry-meta entry-meta-divider-dot\">\n\t<span class=\"posted-by\"><span class=\"meta-label\">By<\/span><span class=\"author vcard\"><span class=\"fn n\">TheOffWhiteElephant<\/span><\/span><\/span>\t\t\t<span class=\"posted-on\">\n\t\t\t\t<time class=\"entry-date published\" datetime=\"2022-02-02T20:36:00-08:00\">02\/02\/2022<\/time><time class=\"updated\" datetime=\"2022-02-02T20:35:24-08:00\">02\/02\/2022<\/time>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-meta -->\n\t<\/header><!-- .entry-header -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, where all the 2s are in the same place at the same time! Grab a shirt or&#8230;<\/p>\n\t<\/div><!-- .entry-summary -->\n\t<footer class=\"entry-footer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-actions\">\n\t\t\t<p class=\"more-link-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=352\" class=\"post-more-link\">\n\t\t\t\t\tRead More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> Happy Twosday!<\/span><span class=\"kadence-svg-iconset svg-baseline\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"kadence-svg-icon kadence-arrow-right-alt-svg\" fill=\"currentColor\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"27\" height=\"28\" viewBox=\"0 0 27 28\"><title>Continue<\/title><path d=\"M27 13.953c0 0.141-0.063 0.281-0.156 0.375l-6 5.531c-0.156 0.141-0.359 0.172-0.547 0.094-0.172-0.078-0.297-0.25-0.297-0.453v-3.5h-19.5c-0.281 0-0.5-0.219-0.5-0.5v-3c0-0.281 0.219-0.5 0.5-0.5h19.5v-3.5c0-0.203 0.109-0.375 0.297-0.453s0.391-0.047 0.547 0.078l6 5.469c0.094 0.094 0.156 0.219 0.156 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Valentine?\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/B19qdR75OtS._CLa-21402000-818ZOTsEePL.png-00214020000.00.02140.02000.0_AC_SX679._SX._UX._SY._UY_.jpg?w=679&amp;ssl=1 679w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/B19qdR75OtS._CLa-21402000-818ZOTsEePL.png-00214020000.00.02140.02000.0_AC_SX679._SX._UX._SY._UY_.jpg?resize=295%2C300&amp;ssl=1 295w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 679px) 100vw, 679px\" \/>\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/a><!-- .post-thumbnail -->\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-content-wrap\">\n\t\t\t<header class=\"entry-header\">\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=155\" rel=\"bookmark\">Do you have a Valentine?<\/a><\/h2>\t<div class=\"entry-meta entry-meta-divider-dot\">\n\t<span class=\"posted-by\"><span class=\"meta-label\">By<\/span><span class=\"author vcard\"><span class=\"fn n\">TheOffWhiteElephant<\/span><\/span><\/span>\t\t\t<span class=\"posted-on\">\n\t\t\t\t<time class=\"entry-date published\" datetime=\"2022-01-12T06:24:56-08:00\">01\/12\/2022<\/time><time class=\"updated\" datetime=\"2022-01-12T06:25:02-08:00\">01\/12\/2022<\/time>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-meta -->\n\t<\/header><!-- .entry-header -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>Yeah, I know, it&#8217;s another cheesy Valentine&#8217;s Day gift. \ud83d\ude42 Impress your valentine with a commitment to a bad pun by this&#8230;<\/p>\n\t<\/div><!-- .entry-summary -->\n\t<footer class=\"entry-footer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-actions\">\n\t\t\t<p class=\"more-link-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=155\" class=\"post-more-link\">\n\t\t\t\t\tRead More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> Do you have a Valentine?<\/span><span class=\"kadence-svg-iconset svg-baseline\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"kadence-svg-icon kadence-arrow-right-alt-svg\" fill=\"currentColor\" version=\"1.1\" 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Year!\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"post-thumbnail-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"679\" height=\"690\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/B1Uem6hZZ7S._CLa-21402000-817FMP2oTIL.png-00214020000.00.02140.02000.0_AC_UX679_.jpg?fit=679%2C690&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-post-image\" alt=\"Happy New Year!\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/B1Uem6hZZ7S._CLa-21402000-817FMP2oTIL.png-00214020000.00.02140.02000.0_AC_UX679_.jpg?w=679&amp;ssl=1 679w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/B1Uem6hZZ7S._CLa-21402000-817FMP2oTIL.png-00214020000.00.02140.02000.0_AC_UX679_.jpg?resize=295%2C300&amp;ssl=1 295w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 679px) 100vw, 679px\" \/>\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/a><!-- .post-thumbnail -->\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-content-wrap\">\n\t\t\t<header class=\"entry-header\">\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=149\" rel=\"bookmark\">Happy New Year!<\/a><\/h2>\t<div class=\"entry-meta entry-meta-divider-dot\">\n\t<span class=\"posted-by\"><span class=\"meta-label\">By<\/span><span class=\"author vcard\"><span class=\"fn n\">TheOffWhiteElephant<\/span><\/span><\/span>\t\t\t<span class=\"posted-on\">\n\t\t\t\t<time class=\"entry-date published\" datetime=\"2022-01-01T08:12:56-08:00\">01\/01\/2022<\/time><time class=\"updated\" datetime=\"2022-01-01T08:13:05-08:00\">01\/01\/2022<\/time>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-meta -->\n\t<\/header><!-- .entry-header -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>Ready for 2022? 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When&#8230;<\/p>\n\t<\/div><!-- .entry-summary -->\n\t<footer class=\"entry-footer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-actions\">\n\t\t\t<p class=\"more-link-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=132\" class=\"post-more-link\">\n\t\t\t\t\tRead More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> Ready for Christmas?<\/span><span class=\"kadence-svg-iconset svg-baseline\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"kadence-svg-icon kadence-arrow-right-alt-svg\" fill=\"currentColor\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"27\" height=\"28\" viewBox=\"0 0 27 28\"><title>Continue<\/title><path d=\"M27 13.953c0 0.141-0.063 0.281-0.156 0.375l-6 5.531c-0.156 0.141-0.359 0.172-0.547 0.094-0.172-0.078-0.297-0.25-0.297-0.453v-3.5h-19.5c-0.281 0-0.5-0.219-0.5-0.5v-3c0-0.281 0.219-0.5 0.5-0.5h19.5v-3.5c0-0.203 0.109-0.375 0.297-0.453s0.391-0.047 0.547 0.078l6 5.469c0.094 0.094 0.156 0.219 0.156 0.359v0z\"><\/path>\n\t\t\t<\/svg><\/span>\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-actions -->\n\t\t<\/footer><!-- .entry-footer -->\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/article>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"kb-post-list-item\">\n\t<article class=\"entry content-bg loop-entry post-106 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\">\n\t\t\t\t<a aria-hidden=\"true\" tabindex=\"-1\" role=\"presentation\" class=\"post-thumbnail kadence-thumbnail-ratio-inherit\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=106\" aria-label=\"When life Gives You Lemons\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"post-thumbnail-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"4096\" height=\"4096\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/LemonBars.png?fit=4096%2C4096&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-post-image\" alt=\"When life Gives You Lemons\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/LemonBars.png?w=4096&amp;ssl=1 4096w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/LemonBars.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/LemonBars.png?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/LemonBars.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/LemonBars.png?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/LemonBars.png?resize=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/LemonBars.png?resize=2048%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/LemonBars.png?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/LemonBars.png?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/LemonBars.png?w=2580&amp;ssl=1 2580w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/LemonBars.png?w=3870&amp;ssl=1 3870w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1290px) 100vw, 1290px\" \/>\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/a><!-- .post-thumbnail -->\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-content-wrap\">\n\t\t\t<header class=\"entry-header\">\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=106\" rel=\"bookmark\">When life Gives You Lemons<\/a><\/h2>\t<div class=\"entry-meta entry-meta-divider-dot\">\n\t<span class=\"posted-by\"><span class=\"meta-label\">By<\/span><span class=\"author vcard\"><span class=\"fn n\">TheOffWhiteElephant<\/span><\/span><\/span>\t\t\t<span class=\"posted-on\">\n\t\t\t\t<time class=\"entry-date published\" datetime=\"2021-11-27T05:19:39-08:00\">11\/27\/2021<\/time><time class=\"updated\" datetime=\"2025-01-20T19:49:39-08:00\">01\/20\/2025<\/time>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-meta -->\n\t<\/header><!-- .entry-header -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>Ever had an idea you wished you could put on a T-Shirt? When something hits you and you know you want to&#8230;<\/p>\n\t<\/div><!-- .entry-summary -->\n\t<footer class=\"entry-footer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-actions\">\n\t\t\t<p class=\"more-link-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=106\" class=\"post-more-link\">\n\t\t\t\t\tRead More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> When life Gives You Lemons<\/span><span class=\"kadence-svg-iconset svg-baseline\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"kadence-svg-icon kadence-arrow-right-alt-svg\" fill=\"currentColor\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"27\" height=\"28\" viewBox=\"0 0 27 28\"><title>Continue<\/title><path d=\"M27 13.953c0 0.141-0.063 0.281-0.156 0.375l-6 5.531c-0.156 0.141-0.359 0.172-0.547 0.094-0.172-0.078-0.297-0.25-0.297-0.453v-3.5h-19.5c-0.281 0-0.5-0.219-0.5-0.5v-3c0-0.281 0.219-0.5 0.5-0.5h19.5v-3.5c0-0.203 0.109-0.375 0.297-0.453s0.391-0.047 0.547 0.078l6 5.469c0.094 0.094 0.156 0.219 0.156 0.359v0z\"><\/path>\n\t\t\t<\/svg><\/span>\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-actions -->\n\t\t<\/footer><!-- .entry-footer -->\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/article>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"kb-post-list-item\">\n\t<article class=\"entry content-bg loop-entry post-68 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\">\n\t\t\t\t<a aria-hidden=\"true\" tabindex=\"-1\" role=\"presentation\" class=\"post-thumbnail kadence-thumbnail-ratio-inherit\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=68\" aria-label=\"What&#8217;s Inside A Kiwi?\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"post-thumbnail-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"4096\" height=\"4096\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/Kiwi.png?fit=4096%2C4096&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-post-image\" alt=\"What&#8217;s Inside A Kiwi?\" \/>\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/a><!-- .post-thumbnail -->\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"entry-content-wrap\">\n\t\t\t<header class=\"entry-header\">\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=68\" rel=\"bookmark\">What&#8217;s Inside A Kiwi?<\/a><\/h2>\t<div class=\"entry-meta entry-meta-divider-dot\">\n\t<span class=\"posted-by\"><span class=\"meta-label\">By<\/span><span class=\"author vcard\"><span class=\"fn n\">TheOffWhiteElephant<\/span><\/span><\/span>\t\t\t<span class=\"posted-on\">\n\t\t\t\t<time class=\"entry-date published\" datetime=\"2021-11-26T00:43:03-08:00\">11\/26\/2021<\/time><time class=\"updated\" datetime=\"2025-01-20T19:47:54-08:00\">01\/20\/2025<\/time>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><!-- .entry-meta -->\n\t<\/header><!-- .entry-header -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>The latest in Off-White Elephant fashion. 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