{"id":4,"date":"2021-11-21T21:50:56","date_gmt":"2021-11-21T17:50:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/box5259.temp.domains\/~theoffy2\/?page_id=4"},"modified":"2026-04-03T13:25:54","modified_gmt":"2026-04-03T21:25:54","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<style>.kt-post-loop4_d249ea-12 .kadence-post-image{padding-top:33px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:33px;padding-left:19px;}.kt-post-loop4_d249ea-12 .kt-feat-image-align-left{grid-template-columns:37% auto;}.kt-post-loop4_d249ea-12 .kt-blocks-post-grid-item-inner-wrap .kt-blocks-post-grid-item-inner{display:flex;flex-direction:column;justify-content:center;}.kt-post-loop4_d249ea-12 .kt-post-grid-wrap{gap:30px 30px;}.kt-post-loop4_d249ea-12 .kt-blocks-post-grid-item{border-top-left-radius:13px;border-top-right-radius:13px;border-bottom-right-radius:13px;border-bottom-left-radius:13px;border-top:10px solid #00b100;border-right:10px 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That&#8217;s Messed Up, Right?\" class=\"kadence-post-image-inner-wrap\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/PlutoThumbnail.png?fit=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-1536x1536 size-1536x1536 wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/PlutoThumbnail.png?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/PlutoThumbnail.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/PlutoThumbnail.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/PlutoThumbnail.png?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/PlutoThumbnail.png?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/PlutoThumbnail.png?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-grid-item-inner\"><header><h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=739\">Heard About Pluto? That&#8217;s Messed Up, Right?<\/a><\/h2><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-top-meta\"><div class=\"kt-blocks-date\"><span class=\"kt-blocks-date-pretext\">Posted on <\/span><time datetime=\"2026-06-26T12:54:45-08:00\" class=\"kt-blocks-post-date\">06\/26\/2026<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/header><div class=\"entry-content\">On a related note, a government agency is censoring me. The space one, four letter acronym name, and they absolutely hate people using their name in the descriptions of items being sold, unless you ask them for permission. You know, the one that faked the&#8230;<div class=\"kt-blocks-post-readmore-wrap\"><a class=\"kt-blocks-post-readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=739\">See Full Post<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> Heard About Pluto? That&#8217;s Messed Up, Right?<\/span><\/a><\/div><\/div><footer class=\"kt-blocks-post-footer\"><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-footer-left\"><\/div><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-footer-right\"><\/div><\/footer><\/div><\/div><\/article><\/li><li class=\"kt-post-slider-item post-685 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\"><article class=\"kt-blocks-post-grid-item hide-on-js\"><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-grid-item-inner-wrap kt-feat-image-align-left kt-feat-image-mobile-align-top\"><div class=\"kadence-post-image\"><div class=\"kadence-post-image-intrisic kt-image-ratio-nocrop\" style=\"padding-bottom:100%;\"><div class=\"kadence-post-image-inner-intrisic\"><a aria-hidden=\"true\" tabindex=\"-1\" role=\"presentation\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=685\" aria-label=\"Road Work Ahead? No it doesn&#8217;t!\" class=\"kadence-post-image-inner-wrap\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1536\" height=\"1536\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?fit=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-1536x1536 size-1536x1536 wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?resize=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/RoadWork.png?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1290px) 100vw, 1290px\" \/><\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-grid-item-inner\"><header><h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=685\">Road Work Ahead? No it doesn&#8217;t!<\/a><\/h2><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-top-meta\"><div class=\"kt-blocks-date\"><span class=\"kt-blocks-date-pretext\">Posted on <\/span><time datetime=\"2025-10-22T20:58:00-08:00\" class=\"kt-blocks-post-date\">10\/22\/2025<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/header><div class=\"entry-content\">I&#8217;ve had 2 and a half road work projects pop up in my way this year, and all in this half of the year alone! It&#8217;s time to stop this nonsense! They keep calling this superfluous setback &#8220;road work&#8221; as if we can&#8217;t see it&#8230;<div class=\"kt-blocks-post-readmore-wrap\"><a class=\"kt-blocks-post-readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=685\">See Full Post<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> Road Work Ahead? No it doesn&#8217;t!<\/span><\/a><\/div><\/div><footer class=\"kt-blocks-post-footer\"><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-footer-left\"><\/div><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-footer-right\"><\/div><\/footer><\/div><\/div><\/article><\/li><li class=\"kt-post-slider-item post-675 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\"><article class=\"kt-blocks-post-grid-item hide-on-js\"><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-grid-item-inner-wrap kt-feat-image-align-left kt-feat-image-mobile-align-top\"><div class=\"kadence-post-image\"><div class=\"kadence-post-image-intrisic kt-image-ratio-nocrop\" style=\"padding-bottom:100%;\"><div class=\"kadence-post-image-inner-intrisic\"><a aria-hidden=\"true\" tabindex=\"-1\" role=\"presentation\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=675\" aria-label=\"It&#8217;s Pumpkin Spice Time!\" class=\"kadence-post-image-inner-wrap\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1536\" height=\"1536\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?fit=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-1536x1536 size-1536x1536 wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?w=2560&amp;ssl=1 2560w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?resize=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?resize=2048%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PumpkinSpice2-2.png?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1290px) 100vw, 1290px\" \/><\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-grid-item-inner\"><header><h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=675\">It&#8217;s Pumpkin Spice Time!<\/a><\/h2><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-top-meta\"><div class=\"kt-blocks-date\"><span class=\"kt-blocks-date-pretext\">Posted on <\/span><time datetime=\"2025-10-11T13:52:46-08:00\" class=\"kt-blocks-post-date\">10\/11\/2025<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/header><div class=\"entry-content\">Pumpkin Spice season is here! Now you can get merch for it along with your drink of choice. When it first became available I went off to my favorite bookstore cafe and got what the barista recommended, a pumpkin spice chai drink, and it was&#8230;<div class=\"kt-blocks-post-readmore-wrap\"><a class=\"kt-blocks-post-readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=675\">See Full Post<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> It&#8217;s Pumpkin Spice Time!<\/span><\/a><\/div><\/div><footer class=\"kt-blocks-post-footer\"><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-footer-left\"><\/div><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-footer-right\"><\/div><\/footer><\/div><\/div><\/article><\/li><li class=\"kt-post-slider-item post-653 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\"><article class=\"kt-blocks-post-grid-item hide-on-js\"><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-grid-item-inner-wrap kt-feat-image-align-left kt-feat-image-mobile-align-top\"><div class=\"kadence-post-image\"><div class=\"kadence-post-image-intrisic kt-image-ratio-nocrop\" style=\"padding-bottom:56.25%;\"><div class=\"kadence-post-image-inner-intrisic\"><a aria-hidden=\"true\" tabindex=\"-1\" role=\"presentation\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=653\" aria-label=\"My Empire Has Expanded!\" class=\"kadence-post-image-inner-wrap\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/CanCan.jpg?fit=1280%2C720&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-1536x1536 size-1536x1536 wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/CanCan.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/CanCan.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/CanCan.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/CanCan.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/CanCan.jpg?resize=600%2C338&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/><\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-grid-item-inner\"><header><h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=653\">My Empire Has Expanded!<\/a><\/h2><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-top-meta\"><div class=\"kt-blocks-date\"><span class=\"kt-blocks-date-pretext\">Posted on <\/span><time datetime=\"2025-09-10T14:17:12-08:00\" class=\"kt-blocks-post-date\">09\/10\/2025<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/header><div class=\"entry-content\">I now have a Redbubble shop, stocked with several designs and more to come! Eventually even shirts will be sold there too, so I can now sell in 2 storefronts instead of merely one. Full list of items now available in the music video ad&#8230;<div class=\"kt-blocks-post-readmore-wrap\"><a class=\"kt-blocks-post-readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=653\">See Full Post<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> My Empire Has Expanded!<\/span><\/a><\/div><\/div><footer class=\"kt-blocks-post-footer\"><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-footer-left\"><\/div><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-footer-right\"><\/div><\/footer><\/div><\/div><\/article><\/li><li class=\"kt-post-slider-item post-591 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\"><article class=\"kt-blocks-post-grid-item hide-on-js\"><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-grid-item-inner-wrap kt-feat-image-align-left kt-feat-image-mobile-align-top\"><div class=\"kadence-post-image\"><div class=\"kadence-post-image-intrisic kt-image-ratio-nocrop\" style=\"padding-bottom:100%;\"><div class=\"kadence-post-image-inner-intrisic\"><a aria-hidden=\"true\" tabindex=\"-1\" role=\"presentation\" href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=591\" aria-label=\"I Never Finish Anythin\" class=\"kadence-post-image-inner-wrap\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1536\" height=\"1536\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?fit=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-1536x1536 size-1536x1536 wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?w=2560&amp;ssl=1 2560w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?resize=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?resize=2048%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/FinishAnythingHoodie-scaled.png?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1290px) 100vw, 1290px\" \/><\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-grid-item-inner\"><header><h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theoffwhiteelephant.com\/?p=591\">I Never Finish Anythin<\/a><\/h2><div class=\"kt-blocks-post-top-meta\"><div class=\"kt-blocks-date\"><span class=\"kt-blocks-date-pretext\">Posted on <\/span><time datetime=\"2025-07-16T09:05:58-08:00\" class=\"kt-blocks-post-date\">07\/16\/2025<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/header><div class=\"entry-content\">Is this a reference to the fact that I didn&#8217;t make any new designs in 2024? I plead the fifth. 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