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Frequently Asked Questions<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

What\u2019s your favorite color?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

A nice emerald green.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How much does your stuff cost?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

34.99 for hoodies, 19.99 for shirts, and the new Redbubble items vary quite a bit in price. There’s a range of items with prices like $3, and some with $70+ for larger items.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Where can I find your work?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Amazon (link at the top of the site), Redbubble (also at the top), and a link to the specific item in each post. Should any item be hard to find or if any link breaks, please let me know and I’ll fix it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n



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Hi, I\u2019m Simon! I make stuff with a weird sense of humor for strange people like you. (You\u2019re here, aren\u2019t you?) Some hoodies, some shirts, and an entirely new variety of items in my Redbubble store.
I don\u2019t have a schedule and simply make art when I have an idea, but if it\u2019s a big holiday I\u2019ve probably got something cooking. It’s usually going to be late though, but there’s always next year.
No AI, SEO, or even paid advertising used in anything here. 100% organic home-grown, fresh-picked art here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Me! (Wearing a Good Morning shirt and What’s Inside A Kiwi hoodie.)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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See My Designs
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